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04 June 2011

10 INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES THAT CAN IMPROVE YOURSELF

Woody Allen has this to say:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
    It sounds
    good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it
    doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to get it.

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the
    government."
    'Nuff said.

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an
    evening with an insurance salesman?"
    This happens to be one of the
    classic ones. I mean the issue about life's little problems isn't all that bad,
    until 'he' shows up.
    Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its complications that
    probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We
    follow what our heart desires, unless you're talking about the heart as in the
    heart that pump blood throughout your body.

4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises
    some pretty interesting questions." And if you want more, just keep on
    asking!                                          


5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me,
    she said 'no'."
    It sounds, 'practical', I think.
    And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to make the best
    out of every possible scenario, and it doesn't involve a lawsuit if he strikes
    a nerve.


6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
    come in and sink my boats."
    I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just
    staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.


7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    If it rains, it pours.


8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
    It could get worse when you're guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it
    happened to me once!


9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
    At least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm thankful for that.
    And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even
    thirty years, I guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and
    not just perspective. I can't seem to imagine life without any piece of
    wisdom that could guide us. Whether we're religious or not, it takes more
    courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all
    that matters when it comes to even just getting along.
    And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go by…
    however, whenever, and wherever we may be.

10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have,
      instead of what you don't have."

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